dum dee dum dum...

I'm so bored. I wish I had some goldfish to snap at or something. What's up with the plastic palm tree in my habitat? Am I supposed to think it's real? Am I expected to lounge under its shade? Is it supposed to make me feel more "at home"? I'm from JAPAAAAN!!!! We don't have stinkin plam trees in Japan!

C'mon.

You people insult me.