Introducing Yamazaki

Hello Everyone,

My name is Yamazaki and I am crab. My family rescued me from being fried alive in hot oil from a tempura bar in downtown Los Angeles. I was born in Japan and had a nice life there but then someone put me in a box and I have no idea what happened to me after that. Next thing I knew, I was in LA.

I now live in the burbs of Glendale in a little blue aquarium. I used to have a girlfriend, Yumi, but some bad things happened to her... I feel a little guilty but I couldn't help it. It's in my nature. I've been a little crabbier than usual after she died and my therapist thinks it's from the guilt. I am trying to have a happier disposition but I can't help it. I'm a crab.